Officer 1: All of these women have been given too much freedom… we [[white] men] should restrain them

Officer 2: It’s a woman, yonder. Restrain her!

Officer 1: Look man, I’ve told you. Women will destroy us

Officer 2: I need more data

Officer 1: I feel like the guy in Ghostbusters

Officer 2: Which one?

Officer 1: I just realized that I can’t think of a single person of color in The Lord of the Rings movies.

Officer 2: Oh, you’re not imagining it. Check out the YouTube video, “The 46 Seconds When Non-White Actors Speak In ‘Lord Of The Rings'”, and its accompanying YouTube video, “Every Single Word Spoken by a Person of Color in ‘The Lord of the Rings’ Trilogy.”

Officer 1: But all six movies were nineteen hours long